Once again, I would like to shout out Flonne! Her own questionnaire with Sans inspired me to do one of my own.
Who fell in love first?
I could honestly say either of us, but each for VERY different reasons. I would fall for him in the romantic, traditional sense; probably for his lighthearted front or perhaps his willingness to help me find a job. William, however, is a different can of worms. I am going to start this off by saying that I am absolutely FERAL for yandere William. I totally see him as the type to develop a sick obsessive "love" for whoever he has eyes for.
After our first encounter, I see him finding ways to keep me around; perhaps telling me to visit him again, offering to take me out to nice places, or maybe even bribing me with money or gifts (given I am desperate in this scenario). Once he has me in his clutches, he'll make sure I can never leave.
So, to answer the question; I would be the first to love him in a normal way and he would be the first to have a sick obsession.
What is each member’s love language?
My love language is through acts of service, while William’s is through gift giving. I mean, he is an inventor and the owner of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. I could see him gifting me with something related to the franchise (maybe a plushie of one of the characters)... Or eternal life inside of an animatronic.
What would you describe as their perfect date?
Honestly, we would both like a quaint coffee shop. If we felt a bit fancier, William would probably opt for a nice dinner at a steakhouse or something along the lines.
Who made the first move?
There isn’t a doubt in my mind that William made the first move. He would likely be a bit flirtatious while acting as my career counselor; almost certainly with predatory intentions, but still flirting nonetheless.
Who is more sentimental?
Well, according to the owner of Freddy’s himself, he is a “sentimental guy”. Jokes aside, I’m not too certain? I guess myself since I am always caught up in my own nostalgia.
Ship name?
For my self insert, our ship name is Cathiam! As for my actual, real-life self, I'm not entirely sure how to blend our names (or even his name with any of my online aliases) together. Willpix maybe??
Which member calls the other in to kill the spiders?
Eh, I wouldn’t say that I’d ask him to kill the spider. I either leave it alone or take it outside. He just squashes them, no fucks given.
Who falls asleep first?
Definitely me. Even if he didn’t spend many nights doing God knows what at the pizzeria, he would still probably be pretty late to bed.
Who wakes up first?
William most likely. I could see him as one of the types who goes to bed late and wakes up early to get a head start on the day. Who cares about sleep deprivation when you’re trying to achieve immortality?
What’s one way their personalities complement one another? (Is it opposites attract or are they pretty similar?)
Polar opposites to the core. As anybody could guess, we aren’t similar in the slightest. For example, William is a ruthless control freak while I am a pretty meek, naive, and gullible person. In a twisted sense, our personalities do complement one another.
Who would be able to talk their way out of a speeding ticket?
William can talk his way out of a murder. A speeding ticket is a piece of cake.
Which of the two cry first during the wedding?
Heheh. I love William with all of my heart and absolutely want to marry him but, in a fictitious scenario where I didn't, I would. Let's just say I really like the forced marriage trope (pretty sure this commission already gave that away). William, on the other hand, would be absolutely ecstatic to have that kind of control over me.
IRL I am sure I would cry tears of joy.
What are some things they don’t agree on?
Pretty much everything. Clearly, I disagree with murdering children and immortalizing them inside of animatronics, kidnapping little kids in Nebraska, and running a security guard slaughterhouse for remnant.
Who would they love to go on a double date with?
Flonne and Sans. :)
Which member is more physically affectionate?
This is a bit complicated to answer. In terms of healthy and genuine affection, it would likely be me. William would likely act super affectionate if it were in order to get something from me. I really do think William would likely harbor genuine affection, but it definitely wouldn't manifest in a healthy way. I see it as a much more twisted type of love (but still some sense of love nonetheless).
Who is more likely to kiss the other on the cheek?
Sounds like something I would do, to be honest.
Which member is more verbally affectionate?
This goes without saying, but I’m pretty awkward and reserved; especially in romantic scenarios. William definitely seems like the type to sweet-talk or tell me sweet nothings (especially if he wanted something from me). It’s really the same type of thing that I described above with physical affection. That being said, though, William would be much more verbally affectionate than I.
Who likes to hug the other from behind followed by a kiss?
Hehehe William for sure.
How does each member feel about PDA?
While I could definitely see him getting handsy, neither William or I would be very big on full-blown PDA. We’d tend to keep most overly affectionate moments behind closed doors.
Who’s the safer driver?
I can’t drive so William by default. However, I could see him turning to unsafe habits or maybe flipping into a road rage if something seriously got under his skin. He wouldn't necessarily be a safer driver per se, but he is the only one of us who can drive.
Who takes photos of the other while they are sleeping?
I could see William doing this for totally-not-creepy reasons. ;)
Who gets attacked by the bully and who protects them?
THIS IS PRETTY OBVIOUS GIVEN MY SELF-INSERT’S LITERAL BACKSTORY.
Which member borrows the other one's clothing?
For starters, William is far too big to fit any of my clothes. I highly doubt he would be interested in wearing anything of mine anyways. On the other hand, his clothes would be oversized on me. Thinking about one of his oversized shirts on me is actually kind of cute hehe.
Are they an introverted couple or an extroverted one-AKA would they prefer to go out to a party or event together or would they rather stay in?
Introverted couple. William is too busy with his shenanigans and working on animatronics to really go out too much. He does like the “night life”, just in a very different way if you get me. ;)
Who dies first?
Oh boy... pretty obviously William since death is literally a canon event for him. I guess he doesn't really die though? I like it that way.
Who is the big/little spoon?
I don’t really think I need to answer this.
Who’s more likely to laugh at their own jokes?
Depends on the mood. While acting as Steve, though, William would probably get more of a crack out of his own jokes than the other way around. I, on the other hand, am kind of weird when it comes to humor.
Who takes longer showers?
I already have a terrible habit of taking long showers/baths as it is, so that’s an easy one. Being as organized and diligent as he is, William would probably get through the shower pretty quickly.
Who is “more loved” by the in-laws?
Not even a question; me for sure. I could see myself potentially getting along well with Vanessa. Meanwhile, my dad always tells me that he would kill William Afton if I ever fell in love with or married him in real life! Pffft.
Who is more likely to get jealous?
Being the total control freak that he is, William would be much more jealous than I. Even in the case that he weren't jealous, he would definitely be very controlling and possessive. I see him as the type to really not want other men talking to me. As this Tumblr post describes, he would have a way of scaring others away from me; causing them to disappear at random. Perhaps things would get pretty messy if things didn't initially go his way. (Feeling kind of corny for referencing a post on Tumblr, but it’s just too good.)
What was the most surprising thing they learned about one another once they started dating?
Obviously, I would be shocked to eventually find out that the career counselor I was going out with was actually a child killing megalomaniac. As for the other way around, I’m not quite sure what the most surprising thing about me would be. In fact, I highly doubt anything about myself would surprise him. He’d have all of my information in his papers and memorized, anyways. However, things are pretty different for my self-insert, Catherine.
Since being shocked about him being a murderer is pretty much a given, I would also definitely be shocked to discover that he is actually the owner of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza... and that he has ahem a daughter.
Who’s messier?
Me. William does not like messes despite pretending to be rather disorganized at first. I definitely need to get better about organization…
Which member is more likely to accidentally spend $300 at Target?
Who the hell does that?!
Who wanted/would want kids first?
This is something that’s very tricky to answer and it depends heavily on the circumstances. I’m not sure how keen William is on having more children after how much of a disappointment Vanessa turned out to be. In the games, however, he does have three children so it’s definitely a possibility? Especially if he were starting anew with a different woman, away from all of his past family drama (because, let's face it, we all know something is very wrong here). My favorite fanfic has this exact plot, actually. In this specific scenario, I’d imagine that he would drag me into creating his new “perfect family” with him, heh. I wouldn’t have too much of a choice regarding children, then. And perhaps I'd gladly oblige. ;)